Did You Hear?

The Tease

Jesus Christ, could her hair be any bigger? Heather must have spent two hours and three cans of Aquanet to get her hair to stand up like that. I wish I could say it was for some special occasion, Halloween maybe, but no that's how it is everyday.

Have you ever seen "Mars Attacks!"? Remember when the alien dresses up as a blond bombshell to sneak into the White House?




















Yea, it's like that. That sort of "I'm-hiding-all-sorts-of-shit-up-in-my-hair" big. Like that Harlem Globetrotter that used pull junk out of his afro whenever they would guest star in an episode of Scooby-Doo.

And of course, she's MY boss. What else can I do? "Wow, Heather you look great today. Did you do something different with your hair today?" (Like use super-glue to stand it up like that). Usually I just say something like, "Those are really nice shoes." That way I have an excuse to look down and that i don't have to make eye-contact, or worse, have my brain sucked up into that rat's nest on top of her head.














Heather announcing the start of the Roto-Matchmove Priority Meeting

posted by Wookiee Rage @ 11:24 AM