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She's So Disgusting

I just can't believe her, she's just so... so... disgusting. And fat too, you'd think with an ass like that she'd relize she needs to cut down on the intake, but no she just keeps shoveling it in.

Today I went to the rock gym for lunch and when i came back I grabbed my sack lunch from the kitchen, brown rice and a banana, and headed back to my desk. On the way I passed her. Well first it was the odor, somehow even the air was greasy, then I saw it. She was eating her own home-made legendary Luthor Burger. She must have gone shopping at lunch cause there she was, her fat little face beaming as she crammed down her chow. Her chubby little fingers trying to hold onto a half-pound Fat Burger with Bacon, extra cheese, and all the fixins' sandwiched between two glazed donuts. Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough, chili fries. Seriously honey, slow down and I'll get you a child or something for dessert.


A little glob of ketchup hung from her shiney oil-soaked skin as she smiled and through a mouth full of burger gleefully said, "Hi Brian. Mmmmm.... Fat Kreme."

I nearly puked in the wastebasket, but was afraid that might upset her delicate balance and only God knows what she'd hack up. It would be like when they gut a shark and find old license plates and boots and half a bicycle.


Rebecca is just so disgustingly fat.

posted by Wookiee Rage @ 3:32 PM